2018 The Long Dark Guide MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TurkCraft: Ski & Fire Fun!

Ski vacation, News, Safety Measures, CASUALTIES, ski lodge

lol join our epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we promise no turkeys were harmed in the making of this server, but we can’t say the same for the creepers. come build with us and ski down our virtual slopes, just watch out for any stray fireballs! with 66 ways to die and 51 ways to get injured, this server is not for the faint of heart. but hey, at least you’ll respawn with all your items intact! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of virtual danger like never before!

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Quantum Bird Sensors

Biological magnetoreception, quantum sensing, biomimicry, biomimetic sensors, Quantum Mechanics

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

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Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

make believe, Fiction, Quests, untruth, tall tale

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

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CheckmateChampion

Friends, CHECKMATE, Playing, strategy, progress

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

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ChunkyCraft SMP

self worth, self love, body image issues, smp, fat shaming

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

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CraftyCompliments

backhanded compliment, Unconventional, strange, BIZARRE, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

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CraftyRadicalsRPVP

social media, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, hate crimes, Southport murders, online propaganda

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

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ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

Mexican Americans, Memory Loss, healthcare awareness, public health, cognitive screening

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

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EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

european union, Xenophobia, 1.20.2, German slut, EuroCraft

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!

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ParentalPwnage

MONEY, expensive gifts, talking back, Meal, Indian family

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

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