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Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported back in time to the year 2012 AD, where the world was ending and everyone was freaking out about it. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin!

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Potions Brewed:	76	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	183	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	8470	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	236048	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	881891	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6210	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!