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Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2051
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	9145
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	288	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Votes:	1159
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	235
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!