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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9250 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2140 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Potions Brewed: | 63 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4836 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.
that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
