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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

10. joy, 11. happiness, 12. chuckling, 13. giggles, 14. guffaw, 15. ROFL, 16. LMAO, 17. belly laughs, 18. side-splitting, 19. uproarious, 2. humor, 20. knee-slapper, 3. funny, 4. comedic, 5. hilarious, 6. amusement, 7. entertainment, 8. comedy, 9. laughing, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4430	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Star Shards Collected:	284

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8770	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.