2 woofer mc square Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Votes:	8552	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ores Mined:	2666	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Potions Brewed:	197	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	941089
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	1706
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!