2. useless – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!
1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world
Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!
On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!
Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks
billionaire, bioengineering, blocks, controversial, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, Family Planning, Farm, future advancements, future planning, genetically compatible organs, health, innovation, Kids, Longevity, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Musks, Organ, organ donation, parenthood, Science, Technology, transplants
join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!
Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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Stoneworks and Valdic Union

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Discord, Exploration, FANTASY, geography, Immersive, immigration, Kingdom, Ladder, Nations, Political, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, stoneworks, storytelling, supportive, union, Valdic, Vikings, Worldbuilding

Server Overview

Server Name	Stoneworks
Server Type	GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding
Active Players	200-250/day

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the Valdic Union?	The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system.
How can I join the Valdic Union?	You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build?	Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks?	Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server.

Family Land Minecraft 1.20.1
1.20.1, appreciation, beautiful land, Blessings, Bonding, celebration, cherish, family, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Land, Laughter, Life, love, Memories, Minecraft, positivity, REJOICE, togetherness, Unity
Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can build epic castles with your fam, all while battling dragons and creepers together. It’s like a family vacation, but without the annoying relatives and bad buffet food.
Join us for the ultimate adventure in the land of life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll ban them faster than you can say “diamond sword”). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and start crafting your way to victory! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even playing Minecraft?).

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CurvyCraft – AITA?
Argument, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body type, clarification, Communication, curvy, CurvyCraft, Femininity, Girlfriend, Insecurity, love, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Personality, relationship, self esteem, weight
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the blocks are super curvy and thicc. Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server for some curvy blocky fun!
We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!
And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).
So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!

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ChapterMine SMP: “The Quest for Diamond Armor”
10. Embracing Uncertainty, 11. Self-Exploration, 12. Turning the Page, 13. Seeking Balance, 14. Soul Searching, 15. Resilience, 16. mindfulness, 17. Transition Period, 18. Evolution, 19 life lessons, 2. self-discovery, 20. Inner Peace., 3. personal growth, 4. Life Journey, 5. Chapter of Change, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Inner Transformation, 8. Overcoming Challenges, 9. New Beginnings, armor, ChapterMine, Diamond, life reflections, Quest, smp
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.

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CraftyKeir’sUkraineMissions
Armed Forces, British soldiers, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKeirsUkraineMissions, crisis management., defense alliance, defense strategy, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical decision, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military intervention, military support, national security, Peacekeeping, political controversy, Ukraine
Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Keir Starmer may be sending soldiers to Ukraine, but we’re sending players on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom! Who needs political drama when you can build your own empire and rule over a kingdom of chickens? Join us now for a wild ride that’s more exciting than any government decision!

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CraftyCanuck’s Cold War
Canada, cold, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government actions, international law, international relations, international sanctions, political decisions, political sanctions, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, War
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”
join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.

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Noob English Barrier
Barrier, Bilingual, Communication, Cultural differences, Deception, English, esl, Fluency, foreign language, know English, language acquisition, language barrier, language education, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic abilities, misunderstanding, multilingualism, non-native speaker, noob, PRETEND, second language
so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna, like, have a blast in Minecraft, ya know? like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret diamond stash and became the richest player on the server, like, whoa dude!
and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!
plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!
so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!
Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft

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Crafty Minds Server
chronic diseases, Chronic illness, Crafty, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, long-term damage, long-term effects, Medical, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minds.., misdiagnosed, Misdiagnosis, misdiagnosis consequences, patient care, physical health, physical wellbeing, Psychosomatic, Server, study, Treatment
yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.
also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, Community, Gangs, grind, Guards, Instasell, Minecraft, MONEY, Nonop, nostalgic, op, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, PvP, Quests, Rent, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
Auction House – sell your items at auction
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

PVP is not allowed
Swords are not allowed
Potions are not allowed
Bows are not allowed

Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!