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SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

16. Defensive driving, 6. Mindless driving, 13. Road hazards, 5. Traffic etiquette, 18. Road rules

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

blocky, self defense, WOMENS RIGHTS, false accusation, victim blaming

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

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MomFriendMysteryShop

gift shop, Trust, gas money, Conflict Resolution, Expenses

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)!

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SearchCraft Minecraft Server

digital information, speculative fiction, Time Jump, time displacement, 2060

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server will literally transport you into the future! Imagine mining for diamonds while flying around in a hovercraft, battling creepers with laser guns, and riding on robot unicorns.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

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Blocky Bedrock Banter

awkward, funny, Honesty, awkward moments, INTIMATE

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

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KoreaCraft: Border Battle

international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean border skirmish, North Korea, south korea

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience!

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CraftySolutions

seeking, Waiting, CraftySolutions, Therapy, source of unhappiness

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for your spouse to be whag you need, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We got all the emotional support you need, plus some crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your relationship drama.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, cheering you on! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your emotional baggage behind and join our server for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and forgetting all about your real-life problems. Happiness is just a block away!

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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

Singaporean research, dietary intervention, government funding, research, caloric restriction

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

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CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

social media advertising, Server, social media strategy, social networking apps, social media tools

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party place for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic dance parties in the Nether, where the ghasts provide the beats and the piglins break it down like there’s no tomorrow. Want to test your parkour skills? Our End dimension is filled with floating platforms and Endermen cheering you on (or maybe they’re just mad you’re on their turf, who knows).

But wait, there’s more! Our overworld is home to the most fabulous pixelated fashion show you’ve ever seen. Strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and watch out for creepers trying to steal the spotlight (literally).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Only on our server, baby! Join now and let the craziness begin!

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MoonCraft Server: Where Sailor Scouts Mine & Fight!

romance, Schoolgirls, sailor moon, Magical Girl, transformation sequences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on an epic adventure where you can fight evil forces alongside Sailor Moon and her squad of magical girls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret powers that only the bravest players can uncover. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted one wish by the mystical Moon Crystal. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to turn all the creepers into cute kittens? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a magical, girl-powered experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Sailor Moon needs your help to save the Minecraft world!

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