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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	173
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5182	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	8877	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	998
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!