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Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

#youtube, Alphas, bored at recess, color, delayed, disciplinary issues, Epic, Fail, games, Gen, Gen alpha, Hide and seek, Horrible, imagination, overstimulated, overstimulated brains, Police, PRETEND, Psychopaths, reading difficulties, roblox, Server, sing in music, tantrums, violent

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Brigade, Commissions, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mania, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

beauty, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, ChubbyCraft, Confidence, empowerment, fashion, fat, feminism, health, love yourself, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Statement, strength, wear, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

Anime, anticipation, awakening, Awakens III, comedy, Crafty, Crush, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Hajirau, high school, Japanese culture, Kimi ga Mitainda, Kimis, Land, lol, love, Manga, Nervous, romance, Shirasawa, slice of life, waiting room

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	9970
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

PбpцIaяCraft, WiIშly

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

Bilingual, Canada, Canadian, cold weather, Diverse, English, French, Hockey, indigenous peoples, maple leaf, MapleCraft, moose, Mounties, multicultural, North America, poutine, provinces, Rocky Mountains, Territories, Tim Hortons, Wilderness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

3D Debut, anticipation, below 10k, Chronicles, Competition, Entertainment, Epic, ethyria, Expectations, Fail, Failure, Fandom, mindbroken, niji history, predictions, Reimu, Rivalry, Rosemi, Rosemis, streaming, success, Viewers, virtual idols, worst debut

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

advice, Character building, Crafty, Critical role, dump, Dump Stat, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Int, intelligence, making, Making INT a Dump Stat, Min-Maxing, MISTAKES, pathfinder, player choices, Roleplaying, RPG, Stat, Stats, strategy, tabletop games, Tips

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	508
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6731	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

#youtube, blocks, Character Overviews, Combo guide, Community, Competitive Gaming, esports, Fighting Game, fighting game community, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, MineKombat, names, notation, online play, Punching, Steam, strategy, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken series, terminology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2746	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.