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PenisShakeCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

SEA-nior Craft: Where Asian Men Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of dealing with Asian drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world! We promise there will be no Chinese, Indian, or Vietnamese players to bother you – unless they’re nice, then maybe they can stay. But let’s be real, who needs that kind of drama when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers instead? Join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Detective Wife’s Autism Line Puzzle Adventures – LOL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	6906
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	327
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Potions Brewed:	154	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4951
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	6423	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3316
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!