2. Moids MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, explosions, 7. Aging, lmao

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

equivalent health loss, 1 HP, Gaming, equivalent injury, role playing games

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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DreamJob2Now

career goals, career choices, childhood dreams, career path, dream job

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

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HostageBlocker69

HostageBlocker69

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Confrontation-Free Zone

self-empowerment, self esteem, self reflection, Confrontation, emotional well being

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

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Goat Recognition Quest

familiar humans, Goat, Quest, Goats, physiological changes

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

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STARRY smp

Community, 99% acceptance, smp, Discord, long term SMP

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, abandoned baby, single parenting, Wilderness

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

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GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, family dynamics, ownership, relationship dynamics, Minecraft

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

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PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

work, Focus, task, Help, wallpaper

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

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