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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
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