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Avoid the Creeper Burger!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Mines Excavated:	4793	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	2931	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs!

Politicians on a Minecraft server causing chaos with geopolitics and gold economies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5334	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Overview:

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play. However, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP diplomaticamc.com in your Minecraft client.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules outlined in the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them while playing.

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1501
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!