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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6832 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 81 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
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