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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3739 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
