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GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5802	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7705
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	831563
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	142
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!