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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
