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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1745 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2123 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!
and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)
