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Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, CraftyMinds, culture, Dedication, Development, fun culture, fun sport, growth, impressed, Improvement, inspiration, learned, learning, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, Server, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6727	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ended up in a dance-off with a creeper. And you know what? The creeper had some sick moves! It was a dance battle for the ages, and our player came out victorious, earning a diamond sword as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in the arena for glory and bragging rights. It’s a spectacle like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the clucking chaos.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. See you in the game!

OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	6980	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	295	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	6869
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	New Chunks Explored:	549022
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2463
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9875	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	1429

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	9706
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)