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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3577 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Votes: | 7875 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.