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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4075 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.