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Creepin’ Craft: Where we build, mine, and definitely don’t make inappropriate jokes about villagers’ personal lives!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently Marty’s wife’s ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where players compete to see who can build the best replica of Marty’s wife’s ass! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
WorldCraft: Escape the Politics!
Are you tired of all the political drama in America? Well, escape to our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Join us and experience a world where the only elections are for who gets to be the server’s official llama wrangler.Our server is so peaceful that even the creepers have signed a peace treaty to stop blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to our server to relax and unwind from his usual haunting duties.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs politics when you can be the ruler of your own blocky kingdom?
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UkrainianCraft: Drone Wars
lol imagine if russia launched drones on a minecraft server instead of ukraine lmao. join our server and be part of the chaos as we recreate this epic battle in blocky form. build your own drone army and take on the russian invaders in an epic showdown for control of the server. who will come out on top? join now to find out and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the madness today! -
Minecraft Mental Health Boost
come join dis minecraft server where we make ur mental health betta in just one session!!! like seriously, 83% of players say dey feelin’ all sorts of good afta just one session!!! anxiety? depression? eatin’ problems? we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got ridonkulous builds and crazy adventures dat will make u forget all ur troubles. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s get dat mental health glow up together!!! -
MineCraftyCongressPayGap
Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!
Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!
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MyanmarRescueCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together! -
Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School
Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School
A competitive Lifesteal survival experience! Kill players to steal their hearts, form alliances, and fight to be the last one standing! Griefing is allowed, so build smart and stay sharp!
Features:
âĒ Heart-Stealing System â Lose hearts on death, steal them from players and mobs! âĒ Random Teleport â Start your journey anywhere in the wild! âĒ NPCs & Shops â Talk to NPCs, buy, sell, and trade! âĒ Auction House â Sell your items and bid for the best deals! âĒ Crate Keys & Rewards â Unlock powerful loot! âĒ Ranks & Cosmetics â Stand out with exclusive perks and styles! âĒ Jobs & Skills â Earn money, level up, and get stronger! âĒ PvP Arena & King of the Hill â Prove your dominance in battle! âĒ Fast Warps â Instantly travel to key locations!
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Ethereal Haven
Ethereal Haven is a 1.21.4 Vanilla+ Survival Server. Feel free to join now or check out our PMC page for an official description.
play.etherealhaven.xyz