19. self-love Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	77	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	9898	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure!

HamasCraft: AlJazeeraSlayer

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraSlayer, Conflict, gaza, Hamas commando, HamasCraft, idf, IDF says, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7 massacre, Propaganda, reporter, Slain, Terrorism, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got al Jazeera reporter turned Hamas commando playin in our world! he be slayin mobs left n right like a boss. he even took part in da epic October 7 massacre event where he single-handedly defeated a hoard of creepers with just a wooden sword. join now to witness the epicness unfold in our crazy server! #minecraftmadness #aljazeeraadventures

CakeCraftGalore

bathroom, bathroom culture, bathroom humor, CakeCraftGalore, cleaning supplies, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hygiene, odor control, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, restroom fixtures, restroom maintenance, sanitation, sanitation products, taboo, unusual sights, urinal cakes, Women, women’s experiences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CheatersCraft: No Conscience Mode

BETRAYAL, CheatersCraft, Cheating, conscience, dishonesty, emotional affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internalized standards, justification, Mode, moral compass, moral disengagement, moral justification., moral reasoning, psychological defense mechanism, rationalization, relationships, right and wrong, self-justification, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cheat all u want in romantic relationships cuz moral disengagement is totally cool here!! u can decouple ur actions from internalized standards of right and wrong and act against ur moral compass without a bad conscience!! come join us for some scandalous love triangles and drama-filled relationships in the virtual world of minecraft!! who needs morals when u can have fun cheating and causing chaos?! sign up now and let the drama begin!!

Avocado Server – where you can fight pixelated dragons and craft questionable items for fun! Join now for a trip of a lifetime!

Avocado, cleric, Craft, Crates, destiny, Diablo, dragons, Fight, final bosses, Fun, Items, Join, Lifetime, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, pixelated, Plugins, Questionable, Quests, Rogue, Server, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, trip, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and invite others. Will you conquer the Great Evil?

About Avalon:

mmoRPG in its purest form
Combines elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft
Features over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Classes: Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, Marksman
NPC-based Questing, Dungeons, Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Keep Inventory enabled, Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting, Pets system, Global Market

Server Features	Description
Warrior	Master the art of combat and become a fierce warrior.
Mage	Harness the power of magic and unleash devastating spells.
Rogue	Strike from the shadows and outmaneuver your enemies.

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, zurvan

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride with our latest patch notes (7.05) that will blow your mind! We’ve added new mobs, crazy weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though).

But wait, there’s more! Join one of our Free Companies and Linkshells for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never be bored with our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire, where you can dance with Moogles and ride chocobos all day long!

And if you’re feeling social, come to our meetups where you can challenge Zurvan to a dance-off, play Mahjong in the Gold Saucer, and maybe even win a prize in our Mahjong Open Tournament. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom… or do, it’s all part of the fun!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2680	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Votes:	7770	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!