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LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast! -
KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone
Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!
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Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to give up on life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!
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BagceptionCraft
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.
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OTAKU SURVIVAL
HELLO THIS IS OTAKU SURVIVAL The server is brand new and now open to the public please be patient with me i am only one person! (thewashics) I am going to be looking for a staff team of about 5-6 to be on the server and continue building and helping me setup and just playing and surviving with other players and myself! there is a discord i would like everyone to join to get to know each other and build the server community!STAFF THAT IS BEING LOOKED FOR IS
HELPERS x2
MODERATORS x2
ADMINS x1
playotaku.apexmc.co
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Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!
Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview
Description Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players. Application For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How soon will the server launch? The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count. How will the server hosting be determined? If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used. How can I apply to join the server? Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB -
CraftyFateMC Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters and take on the Arctic Summer World with Ibuki-Douji and Scathach-Skadi!But wait, there’s more! Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman are also waiting for you to summon them to join in on the fun. And if that’s not enough, we have a Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, and even a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline to help you on your epic journey.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.