18. Relationship no-gos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	179	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5470
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974599
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	5774	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9035	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Astral Projections Made:	0

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchantments Applied:	267
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!

Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2377
Crops Grown:	7730	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!