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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ores Mined:	1756

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	160	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2883
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crops Grown:	2350
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchantments Applied:	173
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!