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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3501	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	319640	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	177	Magic Items Found:	6246
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magic Items Found:	6806	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Void Gems Collected:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	652529
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	620	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	6012	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!