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R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Farms Harvested:	187	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Caxbly Survival

Anarchy, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	861	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

features: castle system market system mission system war between races advanced survival advanced trading system player trading system claim system real world map

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Sanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Tired of overly easy anarchy servers? Or maybe you’re tired of the fake “Semi Anarchy” servers? Sanarchy is nothing special. It’s just a server. No rules, Complete anarchy.

Come join.

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VallenMC

LifeSteal, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	273	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Embark on a Journey Beyond Limits at VallenMC Minecraft Server! Immerse Yourself in a Java Exclusive World. Experience the Thrilling New SkyMines Game Mode, PvP Battles, Custom Games, and Much More! Join our Discord for Exclusive News, Updates, and Exciting Giveaways!

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InfinitoCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8790
Farms Harvested:	522	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

game6.falixserver.net:24523

TerrainSmp

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

If you wanna join a lifesteal server.No hacking.No cheating. Semi-Vanilla.Also you can make youtube videos on the server.Join Now

135.125.2.200:40533

Digital Mineral MC

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! [Soon!]

JAVA IP: play.digitalcargomc.com

1.8 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Skyblock » Survival SMP » four And Much more!

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Actinium Networks

Creative, Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Actinium Networks Currently hosts 4 servers. 1.20 Survival, Pretty much just a 1.20 survival server Earth: The Earth server uses the earth map we got dynmap custom enchantments and much more Crazy Survival: Using Slimefun leveledmobs and many more plugins we are trying to replicate a feeling of modded in vanilla Creative: A creative server with plots

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MaliNess Network

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	8108
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

MaliNess Network Turkish Survival Server – Special Items with Special Texturepack – Advanced Systems

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MadCraft Survival

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	204	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	567628

What is MadCraft? MadCraft is the spiritual resurrection of an old server, Heroes of the Storms. We are a continuation of that community, and the people that made it what it was. Our community has been playing Minecraft since around 1.5. Weve been dedicated to all aspects of Minecraft ranging from PVP to building to redstone. This experience and dedication create a server of unmatched passion for our work. Most of our players are adults, with adult responsibilities, and expect people on MadCraft to also act like adults.

Please join the discord for a full feature list!

163.123.204.170:25609

Mochicraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	3161	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

mc.mochicraftsmp.net