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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7995 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.