17. comments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3371	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Towns Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	86
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Emeralds Found:	6150	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	921
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	416334	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?