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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2703 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.