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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
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