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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1237 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7701 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.