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”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	5918	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	8522	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?