15. Things you can’t unlearn Minecraft Servers

15. Things you can’t unlearn Minecraft Servers

  • ForgetTheCreeperz – Minecraft SMP

    ForgetTheCreeperz – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1887
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you uncover is diamonds and dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll wish you could unknow all the crazy shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. Can you uncover the location and claim the loot for yourself? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to witness the unimaginable. Just be warned, you may never be able to look at llamas or creepers the same way again.

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  • Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

    Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9775
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4034
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4224
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5893 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2691
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

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  • Helosion

    Helosion
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4247
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8335
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5851
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5545
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1018
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2686
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9423
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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