Creepin’ Craft: Where we build, mine, and definitely don’t make inappropriate jokes about villagers’ personal lives!

1. adultery, 10. lust, 11. passion, 12. forbidden love, 13. seduction, 14. affair, 15. intimacy, 16. raw desire, 17. secret rendezvous, 18. sexual fantasy, 19. steamy encounter, 2. infidelity, 20. extramarital affair., 3. cheating, 4. explicit, 5. NSFW, 6. adult content, 7. taboo, 8. cuckold, 9. betrayal, BUILD, Craft, CREEPIN, dont, inappropriate, jokes, lives, Personal, villagers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5110	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently Marty’s wife’s ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where players compete to see who can build the best replica of Marty’s wife’s ass! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

bart, games, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	281
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5176
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	199	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9196
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8195
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	1790	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	4766
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

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