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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3417 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).
But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).
