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Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	204	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	7313
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2622	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	63
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!