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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1134 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.