Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!
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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?
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SubwayAnnouncementFails
Announcements, city life, Communication, commuters, confusion, coping mechanisms, Daily Life, Frustration, language barrier, metro, Miscommunication., noise pollution, passenger experience, public transportation, Subway, SubwayAnnouncementFails, Transit, transportation system, travel, Underground, urban living
u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition
behavioral patterns, Bender, cross-cultural analysis, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, dietary behaviors, dietary habits, Edition, food choices, food consumption, food preferences, gender, gender disparities, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, meat consumption, MeatCrafterz, paradoxical effects, scientific research, social influences, societal norms
hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!
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Lions MC
Fun, hopper filters, Lions MC, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nowhitelist, Plugins, Pwarps, Server, Shop, Survival, Whitelist
This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.lionsmc.mcserver.us
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Welcome to MossCraft, where the grass is always greener and the pets have their own secret society. Join now for some leafy fun!
Bluemap, console, Custom world, Fast Leaf Decay, Fun, GRASS, Greener, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Join, Leafy, mobile gamers, Mosscraft, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, secret, Semi Vanilla, smp, society, Structory, Structures, Terralith, Whitelist, world reset
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Entire Custom World with nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures World reset on May 5th, 2024 In Game Voice Chat BlueMap Webmap Premium Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails Ability to /sit and /lay Cross Platform with Bedrock Fast leaf decay Grief Prevention with rollback ability No Chat Reports Put any block on your head as a hat Automatic server restarts 10,000 block world border Join our Discord FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Visit our Discord server and apply to join using the provided link.
Q: Is the server cross-platform?
A: Yes, the server is cross-platform and you can play with Console and Mobile gamers.
Q: Can I use voice chat in-game?
A: In-game voice chat is available, but it is not required.
Q: Are there any restrictions on chat?
A: There are no chat reports, so Mojang won’t be monitoring chat and players won’t be banned from chat due to mass reporting.
Q: What is the world border size?
A: The world has a 10,000 block border.
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BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!
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MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!
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ShiftsOverBoysLater
communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, debt management, Emotional support, financial responsibilities, financial situation, financial strain, financial stress, Prioritizing, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, ShiftsOverBoysLater, time for self-care, Time management, understanding partner, work commitments, work schedule, work-life balance
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!
Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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Crafting Catastrophe
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Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
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BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!
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so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.
so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.
join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!