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Creepin’ Craft: Where we build, mine, and definitely don’t make inappropriate jokes about villagers’ personal lives!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently Marty’s wife’s ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where players compete to see who can build the best replica of Marty’s wife’s ass! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyMythBusters
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
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CraftyPutin’sMCServer
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness! -
Shroomy Empathy Land
come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before. -
Haven SMP
Haven SMP Minecraft Server
Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!
We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!
What We Offer
✅ Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience. ✅ Near-Vanilla Gameplay No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth. ✅ No Pay-to-Win Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms. ✅ Dynmap with Sign Pins Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands. ✅ Shopping District & Town Hall Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community. ✅ Active Moderation & Transparent Management Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes. ✅ Community Events Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight! How to Join
You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.
Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4
Server Specs:
- CPU: Ryzen 3 3500X (6C/6T @ 3.6GHz+)
- RAM: 24GB DDR4
- Storage: 512GB NVMe SSD
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Epic Crafted Realms 1.20.2
Bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with such epic builds that it puts all those EN vtubers to shame?Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.
You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky tunes take over your life!
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PartyCraft: Mom Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!So, picture this: you’re mining away, collecting all those precious diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick dance moves! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epicness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking cow named Larry. It’s all possible in our wacky world of wonder!
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AdultingAndCrafting SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest thing ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And then I built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended up in a secret underwater city where the villagers were all mermaids. It was wild, I tell ya!But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, and every full moon we have a massive dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, there’s a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and let’s have the most fun you’ve ever had as an adult! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas take over the world!
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ZelenskyCraft: Resist the Orange Tyrant
Are you tired of feeling embarrassed and angry about the current state of politics in the USA? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and show your support for Zelensky and Ukraine in the most epic way possible – by building a virtual monument dedicated to their bravery and resilience!But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to express your solidarity with Ukraine, but you’ll also have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil politicians and corrupt leaders in our custom-made PvP arenas. Take down Trump, Putin, and all their cronies with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every time you defeat a corrupt politician in-game, a donation will be made to support humanitarian efforts in Ukraine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show the world that gamers can make a difference!