13. Tried and hated Minecraft Servers

13. Tried and hated Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9495
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Items Found: 7784
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • BorderPatrolCraft

    BorderPatrolCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1573
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Emeralds Found: 5189 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3599

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

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  • PausePlayCraft

    PausePlayCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

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  • AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

    AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3416
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1197 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 579
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

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  • Wifey Love Minecraft Server

    Wifey Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5053
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3999
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Enchantments Applied: 165
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • Melon Mess Makers

    Melon Mess Makers
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6973
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 371 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

    Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrainyCraft

    BrainyCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6991
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7041
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

    SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

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  • LoliCraft Server

    LoliCraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 282
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Emeralds Found: 9982 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3658
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6184
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

    OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4949
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Emeralds Found: 5341 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

    Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

    Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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