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Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7819	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	198
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Divine Spears Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	691	New Chunks Explored:	539036

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4035	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

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BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

TrueOG Network: Where even the creepers are OGs! No resets, just hardcore 1.8-1.20.4 fun!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Alien Abductions:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

TrueOG Network Minecraft Server

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0-1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
IPs (no whitelist)	trueog.net, true-og.net, play.trueog.net, play.true-og.net, www.trueog.net, www.true-og.net
Discord Community	Join us on Discord

TrueOG Network is a free and open source Minecraft server community focused on the “OG” meta with custom plugins. The TrueOG SMP worlds, never reset, offer a unique survival experience with an old-school feel updated for modern Minecraft.

Updates:

Currently developing the 1.19 update, seeking developers and testers. Join the Discord for more details.

Gameplay:

TrueOG SMP showcases classic survival gameplay with modern features, unique factions elements, PvP, duels, and more. Join the community to participate.

Terrain Overview

Overworld	0 – 96k
Nether	0 – 12k
End	0 – 30 Million

Minigames & Development

Additional minigames under development like Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock. Join community testing sessions for early access.

Get Involved

TrueOG Network welcomes all to contribute, learn plugin development, and even create your own server using their open-source code on GitHub.

Links

Website: https://true-og.net/

Store: https://store.trueog.net/

Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@trueog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076093982787

Source Code: https://github.com/true-og/true-og/

Ditzy’s Design Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Backlash, consumerism, controversy, criticism, design, ditzy, Ditzys, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, exclusionary practices, Gaming, gooner, Inclusivity, internet culture, made for you, Minecraft, new design, Online Community, Seething, Server, social media, Tourists, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ores Mined:	7572	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Potions Brewed:	200	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!