New Minecraft Servers 2025

13. /pol/ Minecraft Servers

13. /pol/ Minecraft Servers

  • Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

    Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2375
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

    Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

    So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrateHost Demo

    GrateHost Demo
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8421
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Emeralds Found: 9876 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

    demo.gratehost.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftLies

    CraftLies
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4541
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Votes: 3027 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 4536

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

    We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

    The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

    If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

    oyna.craftlies.net.tr

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

    GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Alien Abductions: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

    “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6978
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Votes: 2613
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Ores Mined: 619
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

    BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

    We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

    So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

    PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7615
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Animals Bred: 108 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakerz

    BlockBreakerz
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5786
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Towns Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RussianPeace Minecraft Server

    RussianPeace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4427
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

    We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

    And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

    So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoscowDroneWars

    MoscowDroneWars
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 514
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

    VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 3403
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1713 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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