13. /pol/ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	256320	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

DragonSlayer Minecraft Server

alduin, boss battle, challenging enemy, defeated easily, defeated quickly, difficulty spike, Dragonslayer, game design, Game Mechanics, Gameplay experience, gaming challenge, gaming frustration, Gaming Rage, hardest boss, Minecraft, Server, skill required, tough opponent, unexpected challenge, unexpected defeat, unexpected difficulty, video game difficulty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is home to the most OP boss you’ll ever encounter – forget about Alduin, this guy is on a whole other level! Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge and prove your worth as a true Minecraft warrior. Just be prepared to respawn a few hundred times before you even stand a chance against this formidable foe. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Wayland’s World Minecraft Server

compatibility, computing, desktop environment, display protocol, display server, future technology, graphic rendering, graphical user interface, innovation, input-leap, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Server, Software Development, software migration, system integration, user experience, Wayland, Waylands, world, X11

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with X11 and all its quirks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have transcended to a whole new level with input-leap on Wayland! Say goodbye to X11 and hello to a world where you can leap into the game with just a flick of your wrist.

Join us on this server where the blocks are made of pure pixel magic and the creepers dance to dubstep remixes. Our community is filled with wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to collect.

But beware, the Ender Dragon on our server is not your average dragon. This dragon wears sunglasses and blasts fireballs that explode into confetti. Defeating it will earn you the title of Dragon Slayer and a VIP seat at our weekly disco parties.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!

BodyHorrorCraft

anatomy, biology, BIZARRE, body horror, BodyHorrorCraft, creepy, creepy facts about humans, Disturbing, eerie, human body, Macabre, Medical, odd, physiology, spooky, spooky facts, strange, unsettling, unsettling facts, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover the creepiest fact about the human body – did you know that if you eat a golden apple in our world, your skin turns into diamond armor? That’s right, become the ultimate blinged-out warrior and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough zombie brains, you can unlock the secret power of telekinesis and move blocks with your mind. So come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in the world of Minecraft!

HIMARS Havoc: $225m Aid to Ukraine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3539
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you get attacked by a bunch of creepers and skeletons. But fear not, cuz on this server, we got your back with $225 million worth of military aid, including HIMARS rockets!

Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, blowin’ up mobs left and right with some high-tech weaponry. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s basically a war zone? It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more chaotic and hilarious.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even become a master at launching rockets like a pro. Let’s do this! 🚀💣🔥

BrailleCraft: Upside Keyboard Fun

accessibility, assistive technology, blind people, braille, BrailleCraft, Communication, cool keyboards, Dark, Disabilities, emergency, Fun, inclusive design, innovation, Keyboard, learning, navigation, tactile feedback, Technology, Typing, upside, usability, VISIBILITY, visually impaired

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Void Armor Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22

HEY U, YEAH U, R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE ABLE TO TYPE LIKE A NINJA IN THE DARK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! OUR SERVER HAS MAGICAL KEYBOARDS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AND MAKE U TYPE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER ALSO HAS SPECIAL BUILDINGS THAT CAN HELP U NAVIGATE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY! SO, IF U EVER GET LOST IN A MAZE, JUST COME TO OUR SERVER AND WE’LL GUIDE U TO SAFETY!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

Bankov Street, Black sea, comfort zone, Craft, escalation, evil empire, hard policy, Kiev, logistics centers, Minecraft, mirror measures, nuclear weapons testing, outcast country, provocations, putin, Putins, Railway, ranged weapons, reconnaissance drones, Server, treaty withdrawal, Vulnerability, weapons, Western politicians

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as international politics? Look no further! Join our server for a truly explosive experience.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, we’re all about escalating tensions and creating chaos. Want to show the West who’s boss? Test out some nuclear weapons in-game and watch the world burn (figuratively, of course).

Sick of American drones buzzing around your territory? Take matters into your own hands and shoot them down in our virtual Black Sea. And don’t even get us started on Kiev – let’s make it a no-go zone for all those pesky Western politicians.

In this server, it’s all about taking action and causing mayhem. So grab your virtual weapons, gear up, and get ready to shake things up. The West may think they’re untouchable, but we’ll show them who’s really in charge. Join now and let the chaos begin!

TestosteroneCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, emotional response, gender affirming surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender identity disorder, gender transition, hormone therapy, imagination, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft, trans man

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride chickens, the creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you imagine any player taking a sip of a mysterious potion, they will instantly transform into a trans man! It’s a crazy technique that will have you questioning your own sanity (and maybe your attraction to certain players).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potions, just in case.

RetroRides Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old cars with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a vintage car with all the coolest old school features brought back to life! We’ve got automatic windows that roll down at the push of a button (no more cranking like a peasant), a built-in record player for all your cruising tunes, and even a secret compartment for hiding your snacks from your pesky passengers. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a bygone era… in blocky pixel form!

OpinionCraft: Triggered Zone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyGrin & PostureWin

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Votes:	6969	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like a rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows. We got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers giving out free hugs.

If you join, you’ll be blessed with the power of unlimited tacos and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber duck.

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where dreams come true and insanity reigns supreme. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!