1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their diamond armor with leather ones. It’s all in good fun, right?
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it. They may challenge you to a dance-off for the loot!
3. Our server events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a rollercoaster. From llama races to chicken jousting, there’s never a dull moment.
4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special mod that allows you to tame and ride your very own fire-breathing companion. Just make sure to have some marshmallows handy for the ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us for a wild ride where every enemy is super tanky and resources are as scarce as diamonds in a desert. You’ll have to rely on your wits and backstabbing skills to survive against manserpents and silver knights who just won’t go down without a fight.
But that’s not all! Our boss randomizations will have you laughing until you cry. Imagine facing off against Capra Demon in the place of Taurus Demon, or Priscilla taking on the role of the bridge wyvern and just standing there, invisible, doing absolutely nothing.
So if you’re ready for a challenge that will test your Minecraft skills and make you question your life choices, join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Join now and experience increased rates on drops like Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows. Plus, our Mystic Summons will have you summoning Dark Corvus and Pirate Captain Flan faster than you can say “Westwind Executioner Schuri”.
And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!
