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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 971 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3488 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.
And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!