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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6805 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 144 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
