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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
