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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP
automated cleaning, Awful, cleaning, cleaning equipment, Coded, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum, codeless.., convenience, dust removal, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, household chores, Minecraft, Returned, robot vacuums, smart home, smp, suction power, Technology, Technology gadgets, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumsAre you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world! -
HolyTouristDrama
agendas, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trapAre you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!
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DeathlyCraft
advanced illness, assisted suicide, Chronic pain, comfort care, DeathlyCraft, debilitating conditions, end of life, end-of-life decisions, end-stage disease, EUTHANASIA, incurable disease, life-threatening illness, Medical Ethics, palliative care, quality of life, suffering patients, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness, terminal prognosis, unbearable suffering, unbearable symptomsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?
2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!
3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.