WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

12. Microcode changes, 11. Rust, smp, 5. Latency, 2. 10 core

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Magic broomsticks fly on Sundays! Join Broomstix for some Classic fun, Java meets Bedrock with pets & custom enchants!

VotingRanks, Custom, Fun, broomsticks, RandomTeleportation

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs using leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

3. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.

4. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

CraftyGossip Minecraft Server

CraftyGossip, Server, OTK, Company, Twitch gossip

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our owner Miz is a certified psychopath! But don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and excitement of the server.

Once, Miz built a rollercoaster that went straight into a pool of lava. Why? Because why not! And let’s not forget the time Miz spawned a giant army of killer bunnies to terrorize the players. It was both horrifying and hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. You never know what’s going to happen next, and that’s what makes it so thrilling!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows!

The Happening SMP: Block Party Extravaganza

funny, Vtuber, Popular, streaming, partially retired

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have a partially retired Gawr Gura as our server mascot, who spends her days lounging by the virtual pool and occasionally terrorizing unsuspecting players with her shark powers.

Join us for epic battles against giant squids that invade our server every full moon, or participate in our annual llama racing competition where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden beneath spawn where players can test their skills against the most fearsome mobs in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for Gawr Gura’s pranks – she’s always looking for new victims to join in on the fun!

FoodieFiasco

lunchbox invasion, mealtime manners, kid grabbing food, food boundaries, lunchbox drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Just like the subway incident, you never know what crazy encounters you’ll come across in our virtual world.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have it stolen by a mischievous player who claims it was their land all along. Or teaming up with fellow gamers to take down a boss mob, only to have someone betray you at the last minute. The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a heated argument between players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Who needs reality TV when you have our server for non-stop entertainment?

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to laughter to pure disbelief. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as ridiculous as the subway meatball incident. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

feeling nostalgic, aging, reflecting on the past, getting wiser, getting older

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

MineCraftNostalgia

minecraftnostalgia, happy times, Reminiscing, childhood happiness, childhood memory

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic, it made all the other kids jealous? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sand, you have an entire world at your fingertips! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for gamers.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and even have tea parties with Endermen. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending sleepover with your best friends. And don’t even get me started on our epic build competitions – last week, someone recreated the entire city of Atlantis using only dirt blocks!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Your favorite childhood memory is just a Minecraft server away.

CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football

football, single position, comparison, wizarding world, fictional

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got quidditch, bro! And like, people be hatin’ on it ’cause they say it’s all about one position, but like, have you seen American football? It’s, like, super popular and stuff.

But, like, forget all that noise, come join our server and play some quidditch, man! We got broomsticks and balls flyin’ everywhere, it’s, like, chaos but in a totally awesome way. Plus, we got this one dude who swears he’s a real wizard and casts spells on people, it’s, like, so crazy but hilarious.

So, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience some wild and wacky adventures, then, like, join our server, dude. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!

Economy, Discord, full launch, scholar, Medieval

Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) – Minecraft Server

Server Features:

Features
Locational Voice chat
Fantastical world, with player driven lore
A well written and documented ruleset to prevent misuse
The ability to form nations, with complex cultures
Realistic player driven economy
Active admin and mod staff

The Lore:

Welcome to a new world that was birthed from the old world Odyssia (Legioncraft RP), a mystical land you’ve been pulled into by a powerful group of arch mages…

Please keep in mind, this is a serious role play server. RP comes first, Minecraft comes second.

If any of this seems up your alley please join our discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to join the server?	No, the server is free to join.
Do I need any special mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need to download the custom modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2 provided by the server.
Is there an age restriction to join?	Yes, you must be 18+ to join the server.
How can I refer friends to the server?	You can refer friends through the server’s referral system and receive in-game rewards for every 3 referrals.

LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

lurkers, POSTERS, online forums, lurking behavior, digital presence

Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

12. Microcode Changes